whatarefishfingers:

kurloz-in-a-box:

toastdurr:

leo-valdez-is-not-on-fire:

toastdurr:

THEY WERE SELLING AMERICAN CANDY AT SCHOOL TODAY AAAA

they don’t have fruit roll ups in other countries?!?!

NO AND ITS BULLSHIT

YOU GUYS DONT HAVE FUCKING POPTARTS

OMG WTF NO POPTARTS

  • ♂ =  I am a boy who has a crush on you
  • ♀ = I am a girl who has a crush on you
  • () = I am a nonbinary/genderqueer person who has a crush on you
  • * = just delete your tumblr already
  • æ = Post a picture of yourself
  • $ = You’re awesome
  • # = I love your blog
  • @ = You’re beautiful
  • + = i hate you.
  • % = You’re ugly
  • <3 = I want to fuck you
  • & = I wish we were close
  • ~ = I wish we were friends in real life
  • ? = I relate to a lot of the same things you go through 
  • ! = You inspire me

aquabat:

i lost over 20 followers over the last 2 days when i was in california please promo me

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follow garf for more fun Aqua Bat

why would you give a shit about bingcherry chudsnacks or whatever when you can instead watch particle fever and get looped over ACTUALLY COOL guys like nima arkani-hamed

squidnapped:

climbs up onto roof of building anime-style and yells the cast list of particle fever into the sky

tophattery:

so i jumped on the “hannibal” bandwagon and all i gotta say is this will guy really needs to get laid 

"will graham needs a good handjob and maybe some chocolate"- kat 2014

shut up son eat your taco bell waffle taco

but dad

no buts. eat it

dad we’re dying

eat your waffle taco

imsecretlyanachievementhunter:

They’re probably going to make an RT life of them packing and leaving 636 and saying goodbye.
If you’re not going to be able to handle it and you know it clap your hands.

THEME