i can go from “weirdly hot science professor” to “mermaid you’d get in trouble for hanging out with” in under 15 minutes

sherlcocc:

squidnapped:

sherlcocc replied to your post: i really need some food rn someone com…

same

one time at a sleepover i had tophattery show me how to make spagetti at 4 am

we should do that but just make eggs

we’ll probably burn down the house in the process but

nah im not actually a bad cook. im just lazy af

got bored so i made a binder. i’m a 36DD.

i swear i’m not a FURRY

*sees pic of anthro juge*

FUCK

my avatar characters

jupiter ryder, alien fucker

pluto ryder, PROFESSIONAL GRADE-A DICKBAGOSAURUS

omgtsn:

highnoonhex:

mistahgrundy:

kat-reverie:

omgtsn:

a masterpost

fUVK HSDGUJWKEG i love this

SPOOPY BUS

This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.

come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer

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this website makes me feel old like

i’m 17 im practically a baby but there are people who are 13, 14, 15 years old on here actin like they real

my advice if any of those people are following me

  1. dont act cute
  2. do ya damn homework
  3. drink lots of h2o
  4. do ya damn homework
  5. don’t act cute

elation-success:

mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

this is the realist shit on this website

it’s 5:30 in the morning and im laughing at that audio post of zacharie’s miaos as bad romance

THEME